Many people approach the New Year ready to take on new habits and better themselves, but there’s at least one thing about you that you just can’t change - at least not overnight - and that’s your quick dick! Breaking your cock for me has taken its toll and now you’re a minute man, so we’re going to celebrate that fact this New Year’s Eve by having you indulge in a semi-public task. Just before the countdown to the New Year, you’ll be pumping (fast) to a premature ejaculator one of your own, wallowing in the pathetic reality that is your unfuckable dick.